@3 hours ago with 181152 notes
we’re up all night to get laxatives for this horrible diarrhea
if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade
@3 hours ago with 12 notes
Thanks to Silvia W!
@2 days ago with 86059 notes
So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.